10.26.2003
i am happy to report that WMD was a success!
we spent about 2 hours at the home depot buying wood, chains, nails, eyelets, and tools. i really wanted to buy a circular saw blade, but we're not ready for that yet (maybe WMD2). we came back to the house and started our day. we immediately constructed two pairs of nunchucks. i, then, designed and built 'board with nails'. simply put, it's a board with a handle and nails sticking out the end. i made it so that nails are sticking out both directions. it's a switch-hitting board with nails. cal made a mace. this is, by far, my favorite product of WMD and the most difficult to make. the spiked ball at the end is a softball with nails sticking out of it backwards. in the end, cal engineered a pretty fierce looking mace. i don't think anybody is gonna mess with cal swinging his mace around his head. that means any burglars or any thugs from the south bay.
where do we put this weapons? i suppose a 'weapons rack'. when 'mtv cribs' comes to our house, cal can show off 'scarface' and then show off the weapons rack. this is how we do!
(ed. note: dear president bush and secretary ridge, WMD stands for Weapons Making Day, NOT Weapons of Mass Destruction. also, these weapons aren't intended to terrorize anybody. they are only a means of defense against a possible attack. we in the east bay have reason to believe that members of the south bay community are hostile toward us. sincerely, 5824.)
we spent about 2 hours at the home depot buying wood, chains, nails, eyelets, and tools. i really wanted to buy a circular saw blade, but we're not ready for that yet (maybe WMD2). we came back to the house and started our day. we immediately constructed two pairs of nunchucks. i, then, designed and built 'board with nails'. simply put, it's a board with a handle and nails sticking out the end. i made it so that nails are sticking out both directions. it's a switch-hitting board with nails. cal made a mace. this is, by far, my favorite product of WMD and the most difficult to make. the spiked ball at the end is a softball with nails sticking out of it backwards. in the end, cal engineered a pretty fierce looking mace. i don't think anybody is gonna mess with cal swinging his mace around his head. that means any burglars or any thugs from the south bay.
where do we put this weapons? i suppose a 'weapons rack'. when 'mtv cribs' comes to our house, cal can show off 'scarface' and then show off the weapons rack. this is how we do!
(ed. note: dear president bush and secretary ridge, WMD stands for Weapons Making Day, NOT Weapons of Mass Destruction. also, these weapons aren't intended to terrorize anybody. they are only a means of defense against a possible attack. we in the east bay have reason to believe that members of the south bay community are hostile toward us. sincerely, 5824.)
