11.01.2003
congratulations, dean, on winning the Houseguest contest. the people are dying to know more about this dark horse winner. will you answer a few questions for us?
you scored a 4 out of 5 on part I of the contest. how in the world did you do that?
I got a 4 out of 5 because I got jason's age wrong. man.
as a member of the south bay community, are you comfortable working with 5824?
you have offended my family, and you have offended shaolin temple.
okay, I have no idea what I am talking about. but why wouldn't I be comfortable working with 5824?
south bay! represent.
are you some type of spy for the south bay?
nope.
sydney bristow or jack bauer?
mmm, sydney bristow is pretty cool. hit the road, jack.
shaq or kobe?
dude, that's a tough one.
why were the magic/worthy/kareem/cooper/rambis lakers so easy to love, but the shaq/kobe lakers so easy to hate on?!
how do I pick one or the other...?
kobe: on the court, he definitely has game, but I'm just not feeling this whole cheating on his wife (innocent until proven guilty rape) mess.
shaq: he's just too freakin big. oh, but he did do that one song with the fu-schnickens.
I guess I gots to go with the diesel.
hand dryer or paper towels?
I think hand driers are a bit annoying because they always shut off before my hands are completely dry. so then I have to press the button again, but of course, I'm done within a few seconds. what a waste.
but then again, hand driers always have all that mess that people have carved into it. I've always wondered why people do that. like yo, this bathroom stinks...I'ma have to cut up this hand drier. fool.
eh, whatever. I guess I still have to go with the hand dryer.
paper or plastic?
I prefer wiping with paper.
peace.
you scored a 4 out of 5 on part I of the contest. how in the world did you do that?
I got a 4 out of 5 because I got jason's age wrong. man.
as a member of the south bay community, are you comfortable working with 5824?
you have offended my family, and you have offended shaolin temple.
okay, I have no idea what I am talking about. but why wouldn't I be comfortable working with 5824?
south bay! represent.
are you some type of spy for the south bay?
nope.
sydney bristow or jack bauer?
mmm, sydney bristow is pretty cool. hit the road, jack.
shaq or kobe?
dude, that's a tough one.
why were the magic/worthy/kareem/cooper/rambis lakers so easy to love, but the shaq/kobe lakers so easy to hate on?!
how do I pick one or the other...?
kobe: on the court, he definitely has game, but I'm just not feeling this whole cheating on his wife (innocent until proven guilty rape) mess.
shaq: he's just too freakin big. oh, but he did do that one song with the fu-schnickens.
I guess I gots to go with the diesel.
hand dryer or paper towels?
I think hand driers are a bit annoying because they always shut off before my hands are completely dry. so then I have to press the button again, but of course, I'm done within a few seconds. what a waste.
but then again, hand driers always have all that mess that people have carved into it. I've always wondered why people do that. like yo, this bathroom stinks...I'ma have to cut up this hand drier. fool.
eh, whatever. I guess I still have to go with the hand dryer.
paper or plastic?
I prefer wiping with paper.
peace.
