1.22.2004
The Cal Response to the State of the House
It has indeed been three great years thus far, but there a few things that I feel I must speak to regarding the current state of the house. First off, Danny is not speaking as the 5824 President. He is more like a symbolic figurehead, kind of like the Queen of England.
I agree with many of the things Messy mentioned. We do need more food and more BBQ's. However, this should not be done merely by making more trips to the supermarkets. We must get our neighbors and friends involved in the process. We must encourage people to bring food and drink to our kitchen. This will not only feed our household, but it will allow our guests to enjoy and experience the amazing three tv system. It is our duty to inform the public of the benefits of viewing multiple channels simultaneously.
I also agree with Jason's comments about not needing a hot female roommate. Unless if her name is Britney Spears, Hillary Duff, or Beyonce.
I do have some serious concerns about Danny's foreign policy statements, especially those regarding the South Bay alliance. It reminds me of Frodo's clouded judgments to trust Gollum. We have proof the South Bay has MPMD of their own and has used the threat of force against us in the past. Make no mistake, the South Bay is a dangerous group. Where was the South Bay when bits of our ceiling fell? Where was the South Bay when the ants closed in around us? It is better to fight Mad Cow alone rather than give our movie prop making secrets away. However, to improve diplomatic relations, we should invite them to our BBQ's.
I also would like to propose even more sweeping changes in the year to come at 5824. A second fridge loaded with soda, to be placed in the living room, improving the three tv system even more (never mind the fact our one fridge lies barren). Rent cuts for residents whose name start with C. Less romping around in underwear. More blogging, less hiatuses. A bigger Scarface poster. We must continue to work together to make 5824 a better place. It is truly an honor to live here.
It has indeed been three great years thus far, but there a few things that I feel I must speak to regarding the current state of the house. First off, Danny is not speaking as the 5824 President. He is more like a symbolic figurehead, kind of like the Queen of England.
I agree with many of the things Messy mentioned. We do need more food and more BBQ's. However, this should not be done merely by making more trips to the supermarkets. We must get our neighbors and friends involved in the process. We must encourage people to bring food and drink to our kitchen. This will not only feed our household, but it will allow our guests to enjoy and experience the amazing three tv system. It is our duty to inform the public of the benefits of viewing multiple channels simultaneously.
I also agree with Jason's comments about not needing a hot female roommate. Unless if her name is Britney Spears, Hillary Duff, or Beyonce.
I do have some serious concerns about Danny's foreign policy statements, especially those regarding the South Bay alliance. It reminds me of Frodo's clouded judgments to trust Gollum. We have proof the South Bay has MPMD of their own and has used the threat of force against us in the past. Make no mistake, the South Bay is a dangerous group. Where was the South Bay when bits of our ceiling fell? Where was the South Bay when the ants closed in around us? It is better to fight Mad Cow alone rather than give our movie prop making secrets away. However, to improve diplomatic relations, we should invite them to our BBQ's.
I also would like to propose even more sweeping changes in the year to come at 5824. A second fridge loaded with soda, to be placed in the living room, improving the three tv system even more (never mind the fact our one fridge lies barren). Rent cuts for residents whose name start with C. Less romping around in underwear. More blogging, less hiatuses. A bigger Scarface poster. We must continue to work together to make 5824 a better place. It is truly an honor to live here.
