4.25.2004
we've combated mice and defeated them. now, we must fight our war against bees. we have bees infiltrating our garage. this is a particular problem for me because we get our mail through the mail slot in the garage.
i went in there this evening and started to hear a buzz... a loud buzz. i didn't see anything, so i just thought a bee might be buzzing outside. then, i saw it. this thing was huge. it's not your normal small bee. this thing was about the size of a child's thumb and it was hairy. i looked for something to swat it with and picked up a lid from a styrofoam cooler. as it neared, i took a swat and hit it dead. i swear to you, not two seconds after i killed the first bee, another bee (just as big, mind you) came buzzing up from out of nowhere. still armed with the lid, i took a swipe, but missed. the second bee starting his attack pattern and came after me, but i landed my second swipe. (danny 2, bees 0)
now, i'm afraid to go into the garage (even to check the mail). i think these bees are going to mobilize and ambush me. if they form an alliance with the mice, we could be in for a two-front war. we will call for aid if we need it.
i went in there this evening and started to hear a buzz... a loud buzz. i didn't see anything, so i just thought a bee might be buzzing outside. then, i saw it. this thing was huge. it's not your normal small bee. this thing was about the size of a child's thumb and it was hairy. i looked for something to swat it with and picked up a lid from a styrofoam cooler. as it neared, i took a swat and hit it dead. i swear to you, not two seconds after i killed the first bee, another bee (just as big, mind you) came buzzing up from out of nowhere. still armed with the lid, i took a swipe, but missed. the second bee starting his attack pattern and came after me, but i landed my second swipe. (danny 2, bees 0)
now, i'm afraid to go into the garage (even to check the mail). i think these bees are going to mobilize and ambush me. if they form an alliance with the mice, we could be in for a two-front war. we will call for aid if we need it.
