1.01.2005
We have a new security system at the house. Our front door. We didn't actually do anything to the door. The cold weather and rain have caused the door to warp so it can no longer be opened by mere mortals. We don't even have to lock it anymore. Governor Arnold and all his muscles would have a tough time trying to open the door. My upper body strength has increased 40% just by going in and out of the house during the last week.
Unfortunately, our impenetrable door has been unable to keep out an army of ants. Remember the army of Uruk-hais attacking Helm's Deep in The Two Towers? That's how many ants have been trying to get into our house. Ten thousand strong, at least.
Unfortunately, our impenetrable door has been unable to keep out an army of ants. Remember the army of Uruk-hais attacking Helm's Deep in The Two Towers? That's how many ants have been trying to get into our house. Ten thousand strong, at least.
