2.28.2005
I hate cooking because I hate cleaning and washing. That usually isn't a problem because we have no food to cook here anyways. It's not so bad when we had a whole stack of paper plates. We ran out about three weeks ago. Before, we only had to wash the pots/pans, cups and silverware. Having to wash dishes increases the work by as much as 25%. Maybe I'm just a lazy bastard.
I never wash chopsticks either. I figure it's cheaper to buy new ones or I could just use forks instead. It's not worth the risk of a splinter.
I never wash chopsticks either. I figure it's cheaper to buy new ones or I could just use forks instead. It's not worth the risk of a splinter.
2.24.2005
happy 27th birthday, cal poon!
2.20.2005
WB is going to update Bugs Bunny and others with this new show called Loonatics (think "Bugs Bunny Beyond"). The original Bugs was non-threatening. This one is very... sharp. I feel like I'm gonna cut myself on his ears.
2.16.2005
When we first moved into this house, we noticed that our fusebox was located outside where people could just walk up and mess with our electrical switches. To prevent this, I locked the box with a Master combination lock.
Many years later, I have forgotten the secret three number combination. (I also cannot find the little sticker that came with the lock with the combo on it.) So if we ever blow a fuse at the house, we're going to need to try to guess the combination. According to my 6th grade math skills, there's only 64,000 (40x40x40) possible combinations. But I know all the numbers are even numbers higher than 24 (at least I'm pretty sure they are). I think the second number is 24, 26, or 28 and the other two numbers are in the 30's.
Someday, I'll figure it out. Or I'll go shopping for bolt cutters.
Many years later, I have forgotten the secret three number combination. (I also cannot find the little sticker that came with the lock with the combo on it.) So if we ever blow a fuse at the house, we're going to need to try to guess the combination. According to my 6th grade math skills, there's only 64,000 (40x40x40) possible combinations. But I know all the numbers are even numbers higher than 24 (at least I'm pretty sure they are). I think the second number is 24, 26, or 28 and the other two numbers are in the 30's.
Someday, I'll figure it out. Or I'll go shopping for bolt cutters.
2.08.2005
Juiced: Wild Times, Rampant Runs to Jack in the Box, Smash TV Hits, and How 5824 Got Big
I'm going to write a tell-all book about my times at 5824.
I'll tell the truth about the drugs at 5824. If I were to guess, I'd say about 67% of 5824 used some type of flu-debilitating drugs. I'll name names in the book.
I'll tell the truth about how I was kicked out. 5824 did not like my policy on reaching out to the South Bay. That pretty much started the ball rolling on my exit from 5824.
I'll tell the truth about Movie Props Making Day. The rumor that "Movie Props" was a code name for "Weapons" is true. These were not movie props at all. They were made for the sole purpose of causing destruction - mass destruction, perhaps.
I'll tell the truth about the television system. I personally participated in a scheme that gave 5824 free cable.
The truth has been hidden too long. Look for my book to come out this summer. Only $50!
I'm going to write a tell-all book about my times at 5824.
I'll tell the truth about the drugs at 5824. If I were to guess, I'd say about 67% of 5824 used some type of flu-debilitating drugs. I'll name names in the book.
I'll tell the truth about how I was kicked out. 5824 did not like my policy on reaching out to the South Bay. That pretty much started the ball rolling on my exit from 5824.
I'll tell the truth about Movie Props Making Day. The rumor that "Movie Props" was a code name for "Weapons" is true. These were not movie props at all. They were made for the sole purpose of causing destruction - mass destruction, perhaps.
I'll tell the truth about the television system. I personally participated in a scheme that gave 5824 free cable.
The truth has been hidden too long. Look for my book to come out this summer. Only $50!
2.07.2005
This morning the entrance to the park across the street was blocked by some yellow tape. Not the yellow tape that read 'Caution' but the kind that read 'Police Line Do Not Cross'. A few police cars had also blocked the entrance to our street. I don't know what happened, but I'm already getting started for WMD2.
