5824: The Blog

I hate cooking because I hate cleaning and washing. That usually isn't a problem because we have no food to cook here anyways. It's not so bad when we had a whole stack of paper plates. We ran out about three weeks ago. Before, we only had to wash the pots/pans, cups and silverware. Having to wash dishes increases the work by as much as 25%. Maybe I'm just a lazy bastard.

I never wash chopsticks either. I figure it's cheaper to buy new ones or I could just use forks instead. It's not worth the risk of a splinter.