10.31.2005
To diffuse some of the mystery of the last post, I will offer a few scenerios that may contribute to the impending end of the 5824 dynasty.
A. After numerous complaints about the unsanitary hand towels in the bathroom of Casino 5824, the county health department made a surprise inspection and has decided to shut us down for good.
B. Dating back several years, the problems with team chemistry finally became too much to overcome. Even after trading Danny to Los Angeles, problems persisted. Cal declared Jason was 'uncoachable' and decided not to sign a contract extension.
C. Radiation emitted from the multiple tv screens has made this house unsafe for humans to live in.
D. Cal is taking his last $76 and moving to Vegas. With Chris paying approximately $0 rent per month, Jason will be forced to relocate.
E. The spiders have taken over. All our lighter have run out of fuel. There is no hope for survival.
F. Someone stole all our freaking spoons. (Seriously, a lot of our tablespoons are missing.) We are moving to a low crime area where we can eat our soup in peace.
A. After numerous complaints about the unsanitary hand towels in the bathroom of Casino 5824, the county health department made a surprise inspection and has decided to shut us down for good.
B. Dating back several years, the problems with team chemistry finally became too much to overcome. Even after trading Danny to Los Angeles, problems persisted. Cal declared Jason was 'uncoachable' and decided not to sign a contract extension.
C. Radiation emitted from the multiple tv screens has made this house unsafe for humans to live in.
D. Cal is taking his last $76 and moving to Vegas. With Chris paying approximately $0 rent per month, Jason will be forced to relocate.
E. The spiders have taken over. All our lighter have run out of fuel. There is no hope for survival.
F. Someone stole all our freaking spoons. (Seriously, a lot of our tablespoons are missing.) We are moving to a low crime area where we can eat our soup in peace.
